CHILDBIRTH ISN'T THE MIRACLE - SURVIVING PARENTHOOD IS

Monday, 12 December 2011

The Twelve Days Of Christmas - My Version

On the twelfth day of Christmas my children sent to me:
12 juices spilling
11 dinner's disgusting
10 times a-fighting
9 mummy I need yous
8 why's that man smelling
7 you are stupids
6 pants a-peeing
5 smelly poos
4 kicks to groin
3 walls with pen
2 stolen gloves
and a hidden Land Rover key

7 comments:

  1. Love it! Sounds like my house :-)

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  2. you are for sure the one mum who tells it how it is! I am getting lots of smelly poos spread all over the nappy right now and it's not just for Xmas! oh Joy!

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  3. Hmmm... might have to try and make up my own one of those! We are thankfully past the pants a-peeing and the smelly poos (well, in nappies at least) but the you are stupids, dinner's disgusting and 10 times a-fighting are all too familiar!
    Ahhh, can't beat the festive spirit - G&T for me please.
    Love Curtise x

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  4. Hah! Hope you've found the car keys? Buried in the playdough? Just a wild guess. x

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  5. Only four kicks to the groin? Good day!

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  6. Haha! That mostly sounds like my husband though...?

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